Masshole Lobster Truck
Seafood food truck catering in San Antonio, TX
- Minimum order
- $1,875
- about 67 servings
- Per serving
- About $29
- typical menu price
About Masshole Lobster Truck
Lobster rolls that sell out fast, and the line usually proves it. I run a New England-style lobster truck here in San Antonio serving lobster rolls, a burger, and the occasional lobster taco people ask for. We park at events and food-truck parks and show up for private gigs, so I do on-site service for parties and corporate lunches. I’m a veteran, I wear that label on the sleeve, and I run the truck with that same no-nonsense approach. Press has called us San Antonio’s top food truck and folks on the street know when we’re out because of the crowd. I keep things straightforward, serve seafood, and cater when you need us on site.
Meet the owner

Adam Bylicki
Owner, Masshole Lobster Truck
I still remember the first time I bit into a proper New England lobster roll, butter running down my hand, thinking this is worth holding onto. I grew up in Massachusetts, spent years in the Army and later in global security work, and when I settled in San Antonio I missed that simple thing more than I expected. In 2020 I parked a trailer, figured I could make people smile with something honest and familiar, and the idea stuck. My wife Susan has been by my side through the long nights and early festivals, and the regulars who show up rainy or hot keep me moving. I run the truck, I fix the leaks, I talk to customers, and I try to keep things straightforward and fair. This is how I wanted to spend my days.
Key Features & Services
What's Included
- Fresh food preparation and professional service staff
- All supplies included (plates, utensils, napkins)
- Setup, service, and cleanup
- Satisfaction Guarantee from Food Truck Club
When to Book
The further ahead you book, the more trucks you'll have to choose from. Planning ahead is the best way to secure your top pick.
That said, shorter timelines work too—we book events just days out all the time. You'll just have fewer options to choose from.
Busy seasons: Spring and Fall are our most popular times in San Antonio, so booking early gives you the best selection.
Venue & Setup Requirements
A flat, accessible parking spot—typically 12' × 25' for most trucks
Offices, homes, private venues, and most parks within our service area
Cancellation Policy
Full flexibility window
Partial refund available
Limited refund window
Reschedule or apply as credit toward a future event
Weather happens: If bad weather affects your event, we'll work with you to reschedule or credit your booking.
We promise exceptional service, each and every time.






